What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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