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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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