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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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