What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

1755

Someone asked me how to remove vapor from car windows.

I hadn't the foggiest idea.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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