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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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