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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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