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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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