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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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