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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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