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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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