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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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