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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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