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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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