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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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