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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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