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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He just rubbed people the wrong way.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is the study of scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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