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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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