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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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