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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park?

Free Will.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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