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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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