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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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