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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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