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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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