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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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