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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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