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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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