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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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