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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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