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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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