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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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