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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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