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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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