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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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