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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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