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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane
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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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