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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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