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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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