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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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