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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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