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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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