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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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