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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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