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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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