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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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