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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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