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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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