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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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