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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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