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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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