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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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