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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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