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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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