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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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