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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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