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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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