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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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