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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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