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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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