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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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