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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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