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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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