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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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