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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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