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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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