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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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