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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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