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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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