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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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