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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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