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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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