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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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