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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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