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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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