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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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