Pictures:

A buoys club.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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