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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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