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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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