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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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