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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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