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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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