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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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