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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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