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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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