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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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