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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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