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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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A tripod.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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