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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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