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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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