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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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