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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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