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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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