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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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