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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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