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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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