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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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