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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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