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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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