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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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