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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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