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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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