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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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