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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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