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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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