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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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