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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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