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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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