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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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