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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Akiva Lane
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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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