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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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