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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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