Pictures:

What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

3162

What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

3206

How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

1206

Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

1472

What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

3244

Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

2297

What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

179

If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

1661

If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

469

This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

1786

Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

2390

When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

2715