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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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