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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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