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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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