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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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