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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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