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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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