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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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