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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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A dessert island.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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