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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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