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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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