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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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