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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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