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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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