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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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