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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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