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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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