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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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