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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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