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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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