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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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