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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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