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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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