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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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