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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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