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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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