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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is the biggest risk of electric cars?

You could be charged with battery.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why was it easy to reverse-engineer the dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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