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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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