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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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