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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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