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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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