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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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