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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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