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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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