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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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