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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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