Pictures:

Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

2275

What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

1789

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

2789

Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

2944

What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

2868

What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

2971

How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

471

What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

1888

What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

767

What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

3330

What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

2647