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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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