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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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