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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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