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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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