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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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