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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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