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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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