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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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