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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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