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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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