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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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