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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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