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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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