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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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