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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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