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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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