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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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