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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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