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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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