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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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