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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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