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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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