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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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