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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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