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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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