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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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