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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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