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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

1962

What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

1933

Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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