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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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