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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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