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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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