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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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