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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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