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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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