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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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