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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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