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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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