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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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