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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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