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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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