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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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