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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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