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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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