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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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