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Akiva Lane
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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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