Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

712
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

2201
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

238
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

2570
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

2173
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

1712
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

1248
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

3313
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

1688
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

2743