Pictures:

What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

2484

Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

1063

What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

80

What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

1946

Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

1005

Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

2111

How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

2281

Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

3248

What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

2688

What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

1175

What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

1493

What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

1881