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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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