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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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