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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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