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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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