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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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