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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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