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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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