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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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