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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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