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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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