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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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