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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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