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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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