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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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