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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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