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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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