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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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