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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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