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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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