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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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