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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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