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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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