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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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