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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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