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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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