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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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