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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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