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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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