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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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