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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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