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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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