When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

2049

Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911

What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

49

What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

665

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

488

What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

1232

What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

1301

What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

727

How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

16

What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

434

Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

1763

How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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