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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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