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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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