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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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