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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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