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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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