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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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