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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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