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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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