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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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