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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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A buoys club.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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