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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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