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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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A photo of synthesis.

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