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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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