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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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