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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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