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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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