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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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