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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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