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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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