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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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A tripod.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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