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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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