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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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