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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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