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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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