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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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