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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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