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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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