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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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