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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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