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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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