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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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