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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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