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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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