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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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