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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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