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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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