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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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