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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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