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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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