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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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