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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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