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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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