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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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