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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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