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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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