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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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