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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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