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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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