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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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