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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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