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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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