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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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