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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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