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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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