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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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