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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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