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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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