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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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