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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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