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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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