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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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