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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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