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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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