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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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