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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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