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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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