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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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