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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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