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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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