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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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