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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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