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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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