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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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