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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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