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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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