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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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