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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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