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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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A pear of scissors.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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