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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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