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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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