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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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