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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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