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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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