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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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