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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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