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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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