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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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