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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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