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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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