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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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