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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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