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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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