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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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