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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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