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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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