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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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