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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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