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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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