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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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