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An elevator pitch.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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