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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

1822

How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

1209

What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

1921

What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

1254

What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

1852

Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

1943

What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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