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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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