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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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