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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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