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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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