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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its tool.

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