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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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