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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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