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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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