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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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