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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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