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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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It's a lap top.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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