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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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