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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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