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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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