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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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