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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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