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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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