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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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