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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Akiva Lane
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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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