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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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