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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Akiva Lane
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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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