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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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