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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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