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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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