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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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