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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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