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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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