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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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