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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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