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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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