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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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