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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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