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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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