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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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