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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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