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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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