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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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