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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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