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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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