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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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