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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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An elevator pitch.

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