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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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