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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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