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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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