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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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