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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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