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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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