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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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