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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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