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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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