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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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