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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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