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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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