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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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