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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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