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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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