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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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