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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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