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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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