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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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