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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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