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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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