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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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A pear of scissors.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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A tripod.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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