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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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