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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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