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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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