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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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