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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Akiva Lane
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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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