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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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