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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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