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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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