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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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