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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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