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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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