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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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