Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

2253
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

2329
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

366
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

1312
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

1798
General
Picture

What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

3269
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

2608
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's this?

A son of a gun.

330
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

3382
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

818
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

2
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

189