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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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