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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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