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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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