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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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