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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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