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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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