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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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