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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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