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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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