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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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