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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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