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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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