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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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