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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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