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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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