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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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