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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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