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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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