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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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