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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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