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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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