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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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