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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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