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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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