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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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