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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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