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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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