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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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