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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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