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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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