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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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