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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Akiva Lane
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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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