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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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