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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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