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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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