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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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