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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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