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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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