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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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