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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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