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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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