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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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