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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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