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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Akiva Lane
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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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