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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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