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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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