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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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It's a lap top.

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