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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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