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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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