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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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