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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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