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Akiva Lane
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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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