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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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