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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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