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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Akiva Lane
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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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