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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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