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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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