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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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