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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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