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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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