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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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