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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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