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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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