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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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