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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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