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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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