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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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