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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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