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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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