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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Akiva Lane
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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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