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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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