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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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