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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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