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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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