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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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