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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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