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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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