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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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