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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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