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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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