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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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