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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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