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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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