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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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A photo of synthesis.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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