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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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