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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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