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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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