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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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