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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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