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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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