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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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