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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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