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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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