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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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