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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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