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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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