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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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