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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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