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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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