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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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