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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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