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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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