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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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