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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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