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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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