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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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