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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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