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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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