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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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