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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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