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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What was it called when the sugar cane workers went on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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