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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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