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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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