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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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