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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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