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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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