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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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