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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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