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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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