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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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