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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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