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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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