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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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