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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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