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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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