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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Akiva Lane
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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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