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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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