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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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