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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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