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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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