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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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