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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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