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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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