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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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