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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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