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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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