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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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