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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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