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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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