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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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