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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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It escapes me.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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