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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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