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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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