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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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