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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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