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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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