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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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