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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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A square not.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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