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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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