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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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