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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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