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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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