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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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