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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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