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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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