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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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