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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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