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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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