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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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