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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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