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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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