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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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