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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

756

What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

694

Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

258

What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

2503

What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

2872

What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

1789

What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

1949

What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

2280

Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

114

What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

3030

What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

1175

Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

1981