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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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