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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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