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Akiva Lane
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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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