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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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