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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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