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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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