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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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