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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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