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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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