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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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