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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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