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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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