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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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