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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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