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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

440

How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

1924

Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

1750

How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

1327

Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

1883

Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

2531

Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

3235

Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

2823

Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

1266

Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

2051

Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

1007

Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

1981