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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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