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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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