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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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