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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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