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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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