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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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