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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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