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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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