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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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