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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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