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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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