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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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