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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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