Pictures:

Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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