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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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