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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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