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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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