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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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