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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Rock and roll.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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