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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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