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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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