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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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