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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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