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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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