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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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