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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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