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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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