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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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