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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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