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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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