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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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