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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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