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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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