Pictures:

A field of hole wheat.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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