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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Gaucho Marx

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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