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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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