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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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