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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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