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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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