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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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