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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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