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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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