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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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