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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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