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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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