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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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