Pictures:

What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

131

Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

1064

What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

885

Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

185

What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

3190

Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

1910

What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

2623

Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

2051

Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

1153

How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

466

What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

3007

What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

1938