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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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