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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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