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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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