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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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