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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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