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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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