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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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