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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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