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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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