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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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