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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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