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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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