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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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