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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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