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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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