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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether to vote Republican or Democrat?

If the elephant was relevant.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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