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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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