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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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