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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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