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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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