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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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