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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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