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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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