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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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