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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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