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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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