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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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