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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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