Pictures:

What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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