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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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