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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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