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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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