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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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