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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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