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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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