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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Akiva Lane
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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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