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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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