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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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