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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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