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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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