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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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