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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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