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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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