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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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