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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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