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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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