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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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