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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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