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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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