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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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