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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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