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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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