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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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