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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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