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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Akiva Lane
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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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