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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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