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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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