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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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