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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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