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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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