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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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