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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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