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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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