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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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