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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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