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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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