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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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