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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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