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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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