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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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