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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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