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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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