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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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