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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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