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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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