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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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