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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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