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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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