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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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