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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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