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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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