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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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