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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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