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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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