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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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