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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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