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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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