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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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