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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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