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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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