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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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