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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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