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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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