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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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