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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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