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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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