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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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