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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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