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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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