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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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