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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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