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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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