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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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