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A paradigm.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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