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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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