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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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