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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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