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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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