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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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