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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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