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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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