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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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