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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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