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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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