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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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