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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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