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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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