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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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