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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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