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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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