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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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