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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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