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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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