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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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