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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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