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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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