What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Is it better to have more knowledge, or less knowledge?

The answer is "know."

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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