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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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