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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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