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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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