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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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