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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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