Pictures:

A tripod.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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