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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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