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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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