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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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