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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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