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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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