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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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