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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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