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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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