Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

262
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

1786
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

1806
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

797
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

341
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

2332
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

170
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

1320
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

2193
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

2842
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

1503
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

1857