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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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