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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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