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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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