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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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