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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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