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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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