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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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