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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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