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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Akiva Lane
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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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