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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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