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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Akiva Lane
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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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