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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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