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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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