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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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