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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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