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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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