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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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