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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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