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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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