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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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