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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Rock and roll.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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