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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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