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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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