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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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