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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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