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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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