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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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