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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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