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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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