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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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