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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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