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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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