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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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