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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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