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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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