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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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