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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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