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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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