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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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