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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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