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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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