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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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