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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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