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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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