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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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