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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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