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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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