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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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