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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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