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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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