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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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