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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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