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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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