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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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