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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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