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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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