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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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