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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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