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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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