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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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