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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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