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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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