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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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