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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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