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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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