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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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