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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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