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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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