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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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