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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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