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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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