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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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