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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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