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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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