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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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