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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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