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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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A paradigm.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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