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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Akiva Lane
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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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