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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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