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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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