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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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