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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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