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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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