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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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