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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A square not.

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