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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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