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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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