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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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