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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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