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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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