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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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