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Shane Ronay
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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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