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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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