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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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