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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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