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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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