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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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