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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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