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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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