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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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