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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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