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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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