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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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