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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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