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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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