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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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